HAVE.
HOBOS!!!!!!!
And not the skeevy but probably harmless type.
THAT'S JUST A PICTURE!!!! WE HAVE THEM IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We killed one running across the kitchen floor, one running across the living room floor, and about 5 or 6 hanging out on and around the stairs to the basement.
And THEY BITE. And if they bite you, it can turn into THIS:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I think we have to move NOW.
(If you are reading this and dad is nearby, this is usually the point where he will run his fingers up your arm/neck/back/hair to scare the crap out of you.)
6 comments:
Guess I won't be visiting you again! I guess that's why some people can make big bucks selling pest control. I'd pay about anything to get rid of those.
...ok... scratching you off my list of vacation destinations.
Please don't bring them down here either. You are quarantined.
They aren't like bedbugs - they don't travel with you.
Apparently August-October is Hobo season.... 2 more months?!!! waaaaaahhhhhhhhh
And mom - am I now justified in being creeped out by my basement?!
Have you hired someone to spray for them? Aunt Karen has someone come on a regular basis.
Does it help?
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